Yeah, that's it. Think of it as your new phone plan.

[He opens up his own journal, flipping through it to try and track down the guide. He'll explain what he can in the meantime.]

Okay, uh... this is another world. Don't know how we got here, but there's a few hundred people here trapped in this place, from a bunch of different worlds and universes. We all get these when we arrive for some reason. [He jerks a thumb over his shoulder, turning a little to show off his little blue wings.] It's called Luceti.